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Monday, November 24, 2008

Anthony ?

I have a question for anybody out there. Who is this Anthony Mystery?


Let me get you up to date if you don't know who I'm talking about. There is a man with a blog. He dubs the name Anthony Mystery like an online masked crusader, hiding his true identity. With his blog he says that he wants to "talk" about our feelings. My opinion? He wants to play with them.

He doesn't show his true face, and the photos that he does show are anonymously calling for action and revolution. His actual intention are unknown, but only for now. I see an uprising at hand.


Will anybody help me uncover this mysterious network of lies and facades?



WHO IS ANTHONY MYSTERY?

12 comments:

Michael Flaherty said...

Listen Sammm! I've been down this trail so many times, I could draw a map of the entire thing freehand, while blindfolded, and actually blind, with no arms. The point is... you don't want to go down that road. Get out while you still can.

Michael Flaherty said...

My twin brother with the same name as me is right! Don't do this, because if you do... it will be an unwise decision.

Abby said...

Sam. You're being followed. I don't know if you knew this, but Anthony Mystery is following you. Watch yourself.

Also, his actual intentions are unknown, not his actual intention are unknown. Ouch, that's gotta hurt for someone who prides themselves on grammatical awesomeness.

Unknown said...

The word intention are a plural noun, such as people or base.

Ex: All your base are belong to us.

Notice the use of base and are. Impressive. I know.

Daniel DeBoer said...

Damn, that comment was almost as impressive as the blog. First one to make me laugh in class though, good work. And better written than some others I've seen.

Unknown said...

I live to entertain.

Abby said...

My goodness. I retracts my criticism then.

Daniel DeBoer said...

But whom are you entertaining Sam?

Unknown said...

That's a mystery Daniel.

Daniel DeBoer said...

No fair, you were more fun earlier. Though I shouldn't question, we're smart enough to know whom you're entertaining. But c'mon, maybe they want to know!

AGray said...

"Whom" isn't a word anymore Danny. haha

SAMANTHA!! Your dog ate my flowers. >;(

Unknown said...

Are you flippin' serious? What do you want me to do?